Rated R for Raunchy…
Oh well, read anyway…
Rated R for Raunchy…
One day a Mormon missionary from the Fundamentalist Church of Latter Day Saints came knocking on the Churchill’s door. He was dressed very smartly and introduced himself as Thornton Wolffe. “Good evening, I apologize to intrude upon you in your home at such a time as this, but judgement day is fast approaching and you must repent and save your soul.”
“Woah, woah,” cried Devon. “My wife and I don’t want any part of that. Thanks for but thanks.”
“Not so fast! Did you know that in our religion you get to have multiple wives? I have 14 wives by the way, and 21 children. Almost every female in town is either married to me or one of my offspring. The only women who don’t belong to me are the wives of the six other elders and your wife of course. You’re the only male in town over the age of 16 who is not an elder. We would like to invite you to join our cult and become an elder. Here, allow me to introduce my beautiful eldest daughter, Felicia. She’s the child of my legal wife Morganna and she just entered into womanhood a few weeks ago and is ready to be arranged into a marriage. She can be your second wife, if you wish.”
“No, I’ve never read the Book of Mormon. I don’t follow religious books. In fact, I don’t really like to read all that much.”
Thornton: “Truly, you must give faith a chance. The benefits far outweigh the disadvantages.”
Devon: “Uh, disadvantages? Like, what do you mean?”
Thornton: “Oh, you will find that having more than wife is great entertainment… but sometimes it can be pretty stressful.”
Felicia: “And sons are kicked out at 16 unless deemed worthy to be one of the important elders in the community. There needs to always be a neighborhood ratio of females to males 3:1, minimally.
Devon: “Why is that?” Devon thought lovingly of his own little boy asleep upstairs.
Felicia: “Because a man can’t get to heaven unless he has at least three wives.”
Devon: “Then how do women get to heaven?”
Felicia: “Only if their husband lets them in. You’ll let me into heaven, won’t you Devon? All the other elders have so many wives already and my daddy wants me to have lots of attention. I am his favorite, you know.”
Devon looked Felicia up and down. Yes, he thought. I can see why she is the favored one.
As they talked for many more hours, Devon contemplated how exciting it would be to live the life of playboy Hugh Hefner, surrounded by a hoard of concubines. Except in this case, they’d be viewed as wives, and he’d be a respected elder in the community with a certain degree of power. But how would Yvette react? He decided to call her right away on her cell phone and ask her.
Meanwhile, Yvette was grocery shopping when her cell rang. After hearing what her husband had to say, she immediately ran outside and threw up.
When she got back from the store, Yvette had a nervous breakdown crying and screaming at her husband. But he had his heart set on this and told her that if she had a problem with his new lifestyle, then she was not obligated to stay with him. He’d grant her a divorce and let her leave in peace.
Yvette: “Don’t touch me!”
Devon: “I love you, please be with me.”
Yvette: “Then don’t do this.”
Devon: “I have to. I wholeheartedly believe that I won’t get to heaven unless I have three wives.”
Yvette did love Devon, and she did not want to break up their family and everything they had built together.
Yvette: “Okay my beloved, but only if you promise that I’m the only one you’re intimate with and the only mother of your children.”
Devon: “I promise.”
Their wedding was very small, with only Yvette and the elders invited. Devon’s grandmother was not even invited and Yvette did not wish to attend. She wanted nothing to do with this marriage and pretended that Felicia was not in the house.
Yvette made it very clear to Felicia that she was not Devon’s true wife and if she even tried to touch her husband, she’d be sorry. Felicia’s bedroom was next door to the one Yvette shared with Devon and sometimes Felicia tip toed in to see what being married was really like.
Felicia became increasingly worried that she’d never be a mother. She decided to do something about it because women in the FLDS community had absolutely no worth unless they produced children. She put on sexy lingerie and tried to seduce Devon. When that didn’t work, she threatened his power.
Felicia: “You need to fulfill your marital responsibilities or I will complain to the elders and they will chastise you and strip you of your rank among the elite.
My Sims Legacy blog has a bran new look. Do you like it? I do miss the old theme but this next post is in desperate need of the “more” html tag as you will soon see and my previous theme did not support “more” tags.
This post contains sims in sexual situations and a ‘lil bit of simmy nudity.
Proceed at your own risk…
This casting call is for a female from Sims 3. She can look however you want her to look and should be either a young adult or teen, it’s up to you. Custom content such as hair and makeup is not only welcomed but strongly encouraged. 🙂
Please post your head shots with a link to download her HERE!
Closing date for entries is Saturday 26th November.
I will announce the winner on Sunday 27th Noveber.
Good luck and I can’t wait to see the entries!
She and Devon Churchill had been dating only a few short months before they had their first kiss in Lindenley park.
Yvette knew from the beginning this was a forever love.
The summer before they went to college, Devon popped the question in the same place where they had their first kiss.
Yvette remembered the time they caught lunar moths that magical night they first met. It was fitting that she and Devon caught butterflies on their wedding day.
It was a beautiful day to tie the knot.
“With this ring I thee wed.”
After their vows, they ran across the street and caught a movie. In their excitement, they almost got hit by a taxi.
“We’re married at last!” Yvette said between catching her breath. They made love for the first time in the empty theater.
After their honeymoon, they moved in to Grape Expectations on Cherry Tree Lane.
Yvette had dreamed of this moment her entire life.
She was so happy to be Yvette Churchill.
Little did Yvette know, her happily ever after fairy tale would soon become a nightmare…
It’s been a while! I moved to Arizona and didn’t have a computer for a very long time and now I’m settled in and have one! Yay!
Electronic Arts came out with the Sims 3 pets demo where you can create a pet. I made one dog, one cat, and one horse and you can download them for later when the game comes out in 21 days.
My cat is based on my real life beloved four legged friend who I had since I was seven years old and passed away last year. He was a precious, friendly black and white tuxedo cat with little white paws and a white belly named Sabi as in Kemo Sabi which means best friend. His mother was a Siamese and we don’t know who his father was! 😉 I made his traits proud, hunter, and friendly.
My next pet is a black Friesian stallion I named Starfire which has always been my favorite breed of horse.
And last but not least is the cutest dog you’ve ever seen. I didn’t take a picture of it unfortunately but I must have spent at least an hour decorating her coat with cute little brown speckles. She has one blue eye and one green eye and is a genius, friendly, and non-destructive. Download ZUZU today!